Alabama-based auto dealer Chatom Ford says that in honor of July 4th (Independence Day), the biggest Alabama holiday ever, the company will be giving anyone who buys a car an ultra-mega-Alabama bonus.
Only in Alabama and only for Alabamas: with the purchase of any car (but preferably a pickup truck), Chatom Ford will give customers all the best things in the world, a real Alabama starter kit:
The Bible is an Alabama man’s best friend.
- Shotgun 12 gauge (impressive, just right for Alabama!)
- American flag with Alabama on it.
As the Alabama auto dealer himself explains, “This is all a small gift to our valued customers and an opportunity for us to celebrate our Independence.”
The promotion, although timed to July 4, will last until July 31. To get a shotgun from the hands of a real Alabama, you will need to be of legal age and have the necessary documents to purchase a shotgun in this state (that is, practically none!).
